I sent a glowing review to the makers of this free Depend sample pack about how it helped me stay on the paintball battlefield long enough for me to capture the enemy fort, but for some reason they haven’t responded. I think it’d make a great blurb on the back of their packages. I even offered to model them but I guess breaking into the adult underwear scene is harder than I imagined.

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