The Earl of Sandwich birthday freebie is one of those rare, exquisite freebies that makes me smile like an idiot days before it ever arrives. For when the inevitable zombie apocalypse strikes, I now know what I’ll go by once I rebuild society.
Goob, Earl of Sandwich, Duke of Pizza, Count of Unlimited Cookies, Protector of the Realm.
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Birthday Freebie: Free sandwich, salad, or wrap
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