Uno Pizzeria Birthday Freebie

EDIT: Booooo, it looks like Uno has downgraded their freebie from a free meal to a free appetizer.

It's should be painfully clear that we're in the midst of a freebie drought. I don't know which Hiffer pissed off the Freebie Gods but I'm looking at you, Jerry! It's kind of hard running a freebie site that focuses on quality freebies when there aren't any quality freebies around. Shocker.

I only bring this up to let new readers know this is normal. It sucks, but it happens for a few weeks at least once or twice a year (like my dating life). I have no hard evidence to prove this, but my gut tells me the drought will end next week. I can feel it in my bones as nobody says. In fact it might be the Sample Source freebie pack that gets the ball rolling.

But until the freebies return, I'll post the next best things: birthday freebies.

One of the newest members to the club is the Uno Pizzeria birthday freebie. What made for the sudden change in heart? I'm gonna go with … wizard squirrels? No, wait, 17! I never was good at tests…

Signup Freebie: A “free welcome gift” is promised. I'm not sure what the current offer is.
Birthday Freebie: Free appetizer with the purchase of an entree.