I’m not sure what’s in this free Gerber child safety ID kit, but I’m hoping for at least one ironic “Hello, my name is:” name tag that are usually only found at corporate retreats. I’ll then wear it around my house and repeatedly introduce myself to my pets until I annoy them enough to growl at me. Maybe I could finally talk to my mailman. Or how about my plants? If they have memory, it shouldn’t be long until they can talk, right?
For those of you wondering if I get bored every day, I believe we’ve put that mystery to rest.