Who would win in a fight: Captain D or Captain Goob? I don't know what he's rockin' these days, but the USS HIF was recently outfitted with two brand new, state of the art water cannons. They might not scare most sailors, but they strike fear into the heart of my neighbors. Nobody in a three block radius even bothers checking their mail for freebies anymore. They know whose territory they're on!
Too bad I don't have anything as cool as Captain D's birthday freebies.