Free Dove Shampoo and Conditioner Samples

Dove used to be king of Freebie Mountain. It's a thankless monarchy, but from 2006-2010, they held the crown by giving away over 50 different freebies! They even gave away a large, fluffy robe once! Sadly, those days have long passed, but I've managed to collect a few free Dove sample offers and coupons below. I also added a few of the classic jokes from over the years 😀


Congratulations! We've graduated from basic to free Advanced Dove hair products. I don't know how we passed with me sleeping through most of the classes, but here we are!


The signup form states “fill out this form to receive a free sample of Dove Hair.” So…we're getting dove hair? Not to sound ungrateful, but what the heck am I going to do with dove hair? Plus, I thought doves had feathers. If you think I'll rub dove feathers in my hair, then you must have been spying on me last Thursday.


For some reason, Dove Cream Oil sounds delicious to me. It sounds like a delicious dessert if you ask me. In fact, knowing my subconscious, I'll somehow order one of these the next time I'm out at dinner with friends or a date. The evening will be going well, I'll be witty and carry on some light banter all throughout the meal. Then the waiter will walk over, ask if we want anything else, and my mouth will somehow utter, “Yeah! We'll have a little dove cream oil and some coffee.”


If you have a bottle of Dove Hair Care shampoo, then take a picture of yourself holding it and get a free Dove luxury bathrobe. You'll also have to write a short review about it, but you can alternately make a 30 second video.

It sounds like a lot of work, but it shouldn't take more than a minute or two. Plus the freebie is a luxury bathrobe! Just think of all the fancy parties you'll be able to wear it to! I'll finally be able to eat at the five star restaurant down the street without being told I'm under dressed. High society, here I come!


Ladies and gentlemen, I come to you as a concerned member of the freebie world. I'm no business executive, but I do know that in order to stay up and running, most companies need to sell various products for profit. With that in mind, I ask how in the world is Dove still operating? Every time I turn around, they're giving away endless amounts of samples, like the free Dove Pro-Age lotion.

But it's not just the fact that Dove is giving away countless freebies. There's the trend in product names. Pro-age? Isn't lotion supposed to be anti-age? Is the name supposed to be ironic? Is this a joke I'm not getting?

Some people might think I run a freebie website and develop relationships with the companies so that I can get even more free samples. Heck no! I just want their e-mail addresses so I can ask them what the heck their product names mean.


There's one thing I've learned about marriage, and that's that you never really have to buy shampoo and conditioner. Nope. Not anymore. The husband never has that responsibility anymore. You sort of just get into the shower, and all of a sudden, there's a huge over-sized bottle of something that smells fruity that promises smoother, silkier hair. And when you're out? You just shout “Honey! We're out of shampoo!” and suck it up with a bar of soap. The next day? A new super-sized bottle of something else.

But I guess with this sample of Dove shampoo and conditioner, I can bypass shouting for a day or so. Just a simple click at the bottom of the page on the “Free Samples” link and that'll be one day that I don't have to shout.

The laundry, however is a different story…


Free Hair Scrunchies?

I think I've found a site that's giving away free hair scrunchies, but I can't really tell since all the models on the site look far too serious to be showing off simple hair scrunchies. What is it with models and looking as if they're staring down the gaze of death. Does it hurt to smile? Does it make the product less appealing if it's no longer on the body of a human who looks scared? I'm at a loss here, folks.

This might be the first freebie marketed towards girls that I'll end up using, though, because this hair of mine has gotten out of control. I can barely see the computer monitor. In fact, I hope I'm publishing this post on HIF and not another one of my random sites. Oh well, time to hit the “Publish” button and find out!


Free Biore Samples

Free Biore samples, like their Pore Minimizing Collection and Pore Strips, were once a staple in the freebie world. These products are centered around good skin care, something I know little about. My extent of “skin care knowledge” only goes so far to include “don't pour acid on your skin.” Actually, I didn't even know that until 10th grade chemistry, when I pulled what I thought would be a hilarious practical joke on little Timmy who sat next to me. The poor guy never stood a chance…

You used to get samples based on free Biore points. 150 Biore points equal roughly a nickel, depending on the strength of the yen. It was a complicated system.

Now a days, we don't see these samples that often.


Free John Frieda Wonder Drops Hair Mask

Free John Frieda Hair Products

John Frieda hair product freebies and samples were quite numerous from 2006-2012. They even gave a single freebie away in 2013, 14, 15, and 19. All told, we found 46 different John Frieda freebies over the years!

While we wait for the next round of available freebies, enjoy some old jokes!

Old HIF Jokes

Here's a super simple form where you can print a coupon good for a full-size free John Frieda Wonder Drops hair mask. That means our hair can rob a bank and possibly get away with it!


You can get a free sample of either Radiant Red, Brilliant Brunette, or Sheer Blonde John Frieda's Hair products by clicking that link and entering your info.

You got that? Click the link. THEN enter in your info. Not here in the comments. For the love of God, if I get another person coming here through a search engine and leaving their address in the comments, I'm going to scream!


This free John Frieda shampoo made me realize my hair volume is pretty low. Heck, it's muted. Does that even make sense? No? DOES IT MAKE SENSE IF I YELL?

Oh man, see what I did there? I “yelled” it by typing in all caps. Like I turned up the “volume.” Get it? Cause we were talking about hair volume and then I wittily started talking about sound volume. You know, cause hair volume is in relation to the amount of space the hair occupies while sound volume correlates to the amplitude of a sound wave. It's a play on words; a pun if you will. But the two definitions are actually closely related, because both volumes increase as the space occupied or amplitude increases. I guess that's why volume is used for both definitions. You could actually argue that they're one in same and that…

But I'm sure you got the pun right away, but continued just to make sure that the pun was intended. I bet you like reading about puns, its a lot of pun… hey, I see what you did there! Replacing the f in pun. What a cheeky Hiffer you are.


The previous free John Frieda shampoo offer this month was limited to certain states, which was pretty annoying. But not this one! It's open to everyone in the good ol' US of A. From Maine to Portugal, from Nebraska to Africa – everybody gets a sample! Okay, I admit, I tended to sleep throughout Social Studies as a kid.


Here's a free John Frieda Root Awakening shampoo offer on Facebook where we're all invited to receive “an exclusive scalp invigorating offer.” They go on to say we should “purify, feed and nourish” our hair. You know what? No. I won't do any of that. I'll wash it and that's it. I already have to remember to feed my dogs, my plants, and myself. I can't be in charge of nourishing anything else.


Folks, somebody broke into my house and ate all of the Halloween candy I'm supposed to give out tomorrow. And, uh, they … okay, I confess, it was me, but it wasn't my fault! Okay, maybe it was my fault, but there was a good reason! Fine, you got me, there wasn't a good reason, but I was hungry and there was nothing else to eat! Oh stop looking at me that way, I admit it, I wasn't even hungry and my pantry is stocked. Dang, you're good at this – are you sure you're not a cop?

As soon as this free John Frieda Brilliant Brunette Liquid Shine Illuminating shampoo and conditioner arrives, I'll use it to wash the shame off.


While signing up for free John Frieda Frizz-Ease shampoo, you'll encounter a drop-down list with over a dozen hair colors and yet not a single one is blue! It's not my fault I happen to be in a rockin' Simpsons tribute band. Although I'm not sure why I chose to be Marge. There were plenty of other male characters to pick from…


I wonder if this free John Frieda Full Repair shampoo and conditioner will fully repair your hair enough to make it grow back fast. Specifically on dogs. Long story short, mine accidentally got into some gum and I had to shave a small part of her back. I think she's self-conscious about it now. Yesterday I caught her wearing a totally noticeable toupee.


This free John Frieda Full Repair is one of those freebies that I have no idea if it'll actually come. There's not much information available on it, but the page is legit and it mentions a freebie at the bottom, so I went ahead and signed up. Tell ya what, if you don't think this will come, I'll guarantee you'll be surprised in six to eight weeks. Either the freebie will show up in your mailbox or I'll personally jump out of a dark doorway and scream at you.


There's a new John Frieda Root Awakening sample available from Walmart and I'm now naturally daydreaming of a world where it actually awakens roots in people's heads. Some people get dandelions sprouting, others get full blown oak trees, and a lucky few get a fruit tree. My luck, I'd get a plum tree or crap grass.


Make sure you take a shot at this free Precision Foam colour offer. It's a coupon for a free full size box but it may take a little patience as their site is getting hammered. It's kind of like getting me to eat my vegetables. You need to take your time, calmly explain that it's in my best interest to eat them, and then maybe hide a portion in my mashed potatoes. I know, I know, first dates with me can be super awkward.


I'll be honest, trying to figure out the secret to this free John Frieda hair care sample is well beyond my mental capacity right now. Based on your answers, you can get either a coupon for a free full sized box of Precision Foam Hair Colour or a small shampoo sample. I'm sure there's a way to game the system, but don't expect me to figure it out any time soon. I just spent an hour watching a how-to show on remodeling your home because I was too tired to change the channel.


John Frieda has given away hair care for brunettes and red heads in the past, but now blonds can get in on the action with some free Sheer Blonde hair care.

I can never tell what color my hair is. Is it brown or black? Then I start to wonder if I see colors like everybody else. What if my version of green is really purple to others? Heck, what else does my body interpret incorrectly?! Five hours later, I'm usually curled up in a fetal position and muttering to myself.


Looks like I'm talking about my hair a bunch today. This free John Frieda Frizz-Ease shampoo & serum is definitely not for me as my hair is the furthest from frizzy possible. Like ironed straight. Well, I actually don't have hair now since it's hot out. I had it buzzed a few weeks ago. Wait, who cares? I bet nobody is even still reading at this point.


Free Sunsilk Shampoo

Free Sunsilk shampoo was a popular offer in 2006-2008. Sadly, I haven't seen any offered in the decade since.


When I was in college, some of my friends and I were what others called “poor.” Most of my friends ended up worrying and stressing out over their situation, but not I. Oh no, I saw it simply as a game that I could beat and thus, I went on a massive spree of slashing costs and saving money to splurge on the the fancy ramen noodles that cost 0.10 instead of those cheap-o ones that were only a nickel a pop. One such cost cutting move I took was shaving my head, which eliminated the need to purchase shampoo! See, that's the kind of thinking that goes on in my brain. And if only I had known that I could have just gotten some free Sunsilk shampoo instead…


While signing up for this free Sunsilk shampoo, I saw the following message.

No worries, we're not out to stalk your friends. We only send what you want us to send and we'll never give away your info. If you ever want out, just let us know we're being annoying and we'll stop.

You know you're in good hands when a website promises they won't send somebody to stalk you! Just do me a favor and don't look down at the bottom of HIF for a similar message.


I'm not sure how many different samples of this free Sunsilk shampoo you'll end up getting, but chances are it'll be a few since this is coming from Walmart. I think most of us would agree that the big W has positioned itself as the top freebie-provider out there. I've yet to not get anything I signed up for on Walmart's website, which is amazing when you think about all the samples I've gotten from them over the years! Now if Walmart could just somehow find a way to offer free samples of a one million dollar bill, that would really help me out.


How does Sunsilk even make a profit? It seems like every time I turn around, they've giving away another batch of free Sunsilk shampoo. Now don't get me wrong, I love freebies, but I'm worries about Sunsilk. Is everything okay with them? Do they even have somebody in charge of overseeing how much money the company has? If not, they should totally hire me. On my first day, I'd get into the computers and change everything so that all Sunsilk shampoo at every store was free. I'd probably go to jail for a while after that, but it'd be totally worth it, as my hair would be silky smooth, clean, and smell great. Wait, on second thought, that might not be the best quality to have while in prison.