Sign up now for two sachets of. For those who don't know and are gullible enough to trust me, Bionyx is a new line of bionic onyx rocks who have gained sentience and are planning to take over the world. But hey, they've got freebies, so I'm happy to bend the knee!
Fill out this form and get a free Mane ‘n Tail hair care product samples! They don't explicitly state which freebies we'll receive, but it says they'll send out “a set of samples.”
I can't quite put my finger on it, but something tells me this isn't available in the United Kingdom 🤔
Walmart has a seasonal sampler beauty box that changes each quarter. For only $7 shipped, you get a Walmart beauty box with samples based on the season and your answers to a few basic questions. They all center around your demographics and personal preferences, so it should only take a minute or two to complete.
I'm kinda kidding, not kidding, but those purple, orange, and white teardrop looking things are just part of the graphic design, right? They're not some weird teardrop adhesives people stick to their faces for beauty reasons that I'm only just now discovering, correct? … Okay, cool, yeah, that's what I thought too.
Here's a new link for the classic SkinCeuticals freebie. It promises to send us “serum” of H.A. Intensifier for our skin. The serum should in turn amplify our skin's hyaluronic acid levels and I understood a solid 50% of that!
I thought hydraulics systems were used to fly airplanes, but thisis apparently for our faces.
Mmmm, intensified acid, just what the doctor ordered!
This free Vichy Mineral 89 Hyaluronic Acid Moisturizer comes jam packed with all sorts of letters. They've got Ca and K, which is only a letter away from delicious cake. There's also some Sr and Si, who's a great guy, if not a little too agreeable.
They even squeezed in a little Mg and S. MSG might be terrible to eat, but it turns out if you rearrange the letters and slather it on your skin, it does wonder for your complexion!
Note you do not have to sign up for their newsletter to get this sample.
There's a new in-store Aveda freebie available. According to this page in the box under “try a discovery set,” all you have to do is go to your local Aveda and mention the offer in order to receive a free sample pack of Aveda invati advanced hair care product.
It should include large samples of Invati Exfoliating Shampoo, Invati Thickening Conditioner, and Invati Scalp Revitalizer.
You know what would be even more advanced? Not having to do into a store to get this freebie! Just sayin', Aveda 😀
Previous Aveda Freebies & Samples
- Free Aroma Sensory Journey
- Free cup of comforting tea
- Free stress-relieving hand ritual
- Free stress-relieving neck and shoulder massage
- Free makeup finishing touch
- Free intensive restructuring treatment
Hopefully they don't give this to you all at once, because I think it'd be hard to drink a cup of tea while getting a shoulder massage.
In addition, I updated our birthday freebies post to include yet another Aveda freebie. Seems if you sign up at least 28 days before your birthday, they'll give you a freebie plus a coupon just for joining. My birthday was back in February, but I just signed up Mr. Goob Freebies who just so happens to have a birthday in 29 days. What a coincidence!
Make sure to watch out for over strengthening your hair. The last think you want is for it to whoop your tail late one night after it's had a little too much mousse to drink.
That last item works best when your hair needs some heavy reconstructive surgery too. I can't tell you how many times I've fallen down and broken my hair. I've already had eight hair casts so far!
Oh cool, this free Cure Natural Aqua Gel and Water Treatment sample comes from Japan. It even has Japanese written on the packaging. That's exciting! I can't wait to have no clue what this product does in two different languages.
Aqua gel gently catches dead skin cells on the surface of the skin and removes it. It helps skin metabolism function better.
So I can use this instead of taking a shower? I always love learning new life hacks that'll save me hours each day.
The Target Beauty Box has been released for July. It costs only $7 with free shipping! Don't forget Target Red Card members get an additional 5% off your purchase, bringing the cost down to $6.65 shipped for these beauty boxes.
Are you channeling your inner Brad Pitt and wondering what's in the box?
- LUMIFY Redness Reliever Eye Drops – .013 fl oz
- Honestly pHresh Prebiotic Deodorant Sea Mineral – 39 G
- tenoverten Rose Polish Remover Wipes – 1 cloth
From the eyecare experts at Bausch + Lomb, LUMIFY significantly reduces redness to help eyes look whiter, brighter, and more radiant for up to 8 hours. Plus there’s no bleach, no dyes, and they’re FDA approved. USE AS DIRECTED.
Thoughtfully formulated without baking soda! Packed with prebiotics and magnesium for maintaining optimal pH levels and controlling odor up to 24 hours! Fair Trade Certified and Hypoallergenic.
Non-acetone nail polish remover wipes make it easy to take off your polish, even on-the-go, and the subtle rosy fragrance leaves hands smelling yummy, too.
I'm excited for these free HSI Professional Argan Oil hair care samples. What's not to love about the third noble gas that makes up 1% of the Earth's atmosphere
Oh, wait, argan? What the heck is that?
Argan oil is a plant oil produced from the kernels of the argan tree that is endemic to Morocco. In Morocco, argan oil is used to dip bread in at breakfast or to drizzle on couscous or pasta. It is also used for cosmetic purposes
So….ah….can we eat this?
You'll have to confirm you're email in order to get this freebie. Make sure to use your freebie email!
This free BIC razor offer reminds me of the classic freebies we used to get circa 2010! Man, those were the days. Anyway, hurry and request either a.
It's cool seeing BIC as the source of my mustache from ages 6-10, but the destroyer from ages 36+. The circle of life!
This freebie will be shipped in the next 4-6 weeks. Freebie expires 6/30/2019 or while supplies last.
Over the years, various free Olay sample bundle packs have included the following freebies:
- Sample of Fragrance Free
- Olay Whips
- Deep Hydrating Eye Gel
- Daily Facial Cleansing Cloths
Their most recent sample offer was in 2019, so I feel confident saying Olay still gives away freebies regularly. While we wait for their next release, here are some of our older Olay jokes from previous samples.
This free Olay Total Effects Anti-Aging body wash promises to have “7 skin benefits,” so in the interest of science, I'm going to try and guess all seven.
- Dirt and grim are washed off.
- Leaves a thin, temporary fire-resistant coating.
- Four words: Glow in the dark!
- With every wash, you look three days younger.
- Contains 100% daily value of zinc, iron, and fiber – and they're all absorbed through your skin!
- Can burn off unwanted moles, freckles, and body hair with focused scrubbing.
- May result in free transformation of feet into flippers!
How many do you think I got correct? Five?
Walmart's free Olay Total Effects body wash offer got me wondering. How many other people pretend they're bullfighting and repeatedly shout “olay!” in the shower while using this product? Only me? Hmmm, I think y'all are missing out.
[Thanks to Hiffer Holly for sending this in!]