Free Aveeno Nourish+ Shampoo

2021 Update: Sadly, while this sample was once a stable in the freebie world, it's since expired. I've collected a few of my favorite jokes I wrote about the free Aveeno Nourish+ shampoo offer from the Freebie Golden Years!


When filling out the form for this free Aveeno shampoo, question 3 asks which of the following types of shampoo you'd like: Moisturize, Revitalize, Volumize, or Sooth. I don't even remotely know which answer I want, which makes me feel like it's one of those trick questions my girlfriend always asks me. Unfortunately, I can't use my trusty Emergency Escape Method here, which is to pretend my shoe is a phone and the President is calling.

In completely unrelated news, my couch doubles as a fantastically comfortable bed!


This is the third free Aveeno Nourish+ shampoo offer to pop up in the last three weeks. I'm not sure which road to take here. On the one hand I could make the “how malnourished is America's hair?” joke. On the other hand I could ask Aveeno if they realize they need to try and sell some of the product instead of just giving it all away. Ugh, this is too hard of a decision, I'm just gonna go take a nap.

I honestly have no idea what people are talking about when they say running this site is easy.


I really wish my mind didn't wander so frequently and make random associations. Take this new free Aveeno Nourish+ shampoo link. Every time I hear their name, I think of vino and long story short, I've been drinking wine since I got up this morning. Let's go streaking!


I know a lot of freebies have been quickly dying recently, but at the same time there are samples like this free Aveeno Nourish+ shampoo that are still kicking. Well, not literally. I'd be quite worried if my shampoo had legs.


You need to scroll down to the green “free sample” button then…well, you should know what to do after that. I can't hold your hand forever! We've been doing this for almost seven years now. I have faith in you!


There have been an unusually high number of limited freebies this week, so it's time we drop in on a few of our tried and true freebies. First up, the ol' free Aveeno Nourish+ shampoo. The plus stands for “plus we're gonna throw in a random mathematical symbol for no apparent reason to drive those of you with OCD a little insane.” Wasn't that nice of them?