I used to always think that golfing would get me ahead in the world. Dentists were always golfing in movies, as were lawyers, doctors, and everyone else rich. Then, after Tiger Woods? Well, that sealed the deal.
So maybe if I just get this free golf club wrap, I'll be a little closer to that richness and fame? Waiter! I'll have another Bloody Mary, please, hold the blood and the mary!