EDIT: Looks like we Hiffed it folks!
When filling out the form to obtain these, did you notice that one of the questions asks if you buy 100+ condoms at a time? My question is – where can you buy a box of 100+ condoms? Can you imagine trying to be smooth while doing so? Even Casanova would have a hard time looking suave while paying for a pallet of condoms.
You have to go through a short checkout process for this one, but at no time do they ask for anything more than a mailing address, so it's safe.