EDIT #3: Aaaaannnnnd it's dead again.
5 year old Goob wouldn't have understood what was so special about free Pull-Ups flushable moist wipes. To him, everything was flushable! Army men, crayons, pet toys, a search and rescue squad of army men to find the first platoon, Mom's watch, Dad's saxophone reeds. At one point I tried to flush myself in order to hide from Mom and Dad's wrath, but that plan didn't work out so well.