Fuddruckers Birthday Freebie

I hate to say it, but Fuddruckers is one of those places that seemed a lot better when I was younger and stupider. Well maybe just younger; I'm still an idiot today. But even though I've soured on their minuscular portions, it's hard for me to turn down a Fuddruckers birthday freebie when it's a free 1/3 lb. burger.

That's big, right? I never did learn measurements. It's partially to blame for all the misunderstood compliments I've tried to give people over the years.