I hate to say it, but Fuddruckers is one of those places that seemed a lot better when I was younger and stupider. Well maybe just younger; I'm still an idiot today. But even though I've soured on their minuscular portions, it's hard for me to turn down a Fuddruckers birthday freebie when it's a free 1/3 lb. burger.
That's big, right? I never did learn measurements. It's partially to blame for all the misunderstood compliments I've tried to give people over the years.
Signup Freebie: 1/3 lb. burger, Fudds Fries, and soft drink for $7. Is this even a deal?
Birthday Freebie Update: The offer has since changed. It is now a BOGO for a free 1/3 lb. burger. Lame…
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