Gee, gee, Gigi's Cupcakes birthday freebie is a free cupcake! I'd never heard of them until some Hiffers sent in this offer, but it turns out they sell gourmet cupcakes. That's nice, though I'm a simple man. I'll eat any cupcakes, especially when free. Gourmet, grocery store, stale – it doesn't matter. You hand me a free cupcake and you've made a friend for life.