Awww man. I thought the HoneyBaked Ham birthday freebie was a cute wife and two smiling kids. Instead it's just a free sandwich.
You have to select your nearby store before you can join their Honeybake Club. You should see a box to join on the right sidebar.
I mean, not that I'm complaining about a free sandwich! I take it all back, don't hold it against me. Just let me keep my free sandwich!