Awww man. I thought the HoneyBaked Ham birthday freebie was a cute wife and two smiling kids. Instead it's just a free sandwich.
I mean, not that I'm complaining about a free sandwich! I take it all back, don't hold it against me. Just let me keep my free sandwich!
When joining their Honeybake Club, you have to select your nearby store before you'll get your birthday coupon.