I Swear I’m Not Really This Narcissistic

I try to take certain days off. Weekends aren't a must, but I like taking them off so I have a semblance of balance between work and personal time, like most people. Christmas, Thanksgiving, and 4th of July are always nice free holidays. Then you've got Easter, New Years Day, Talk Like A Pirate Day, Wednesdays, National “Insert Dessert Food Here” Days – you know, the usual. But my birthday is one of those random days where I always say “no, no, I'm going to treat it like any other day” and then by mid-afternoon I'm like “screw it, I'm out of here.”

Today is that day. The freebies are especially weak today anyway.

In lieu of extravagant gifts hand sculpted from gold, I humbly ask that you follow my personal accounts on your social network(s) of choice.

Thanks in advance. My fans on these places are like a sounding board for little projects I do outside of HIF, some of which eventually develop into larger stuff. You guys rock!

About the Author:

I'm a nationally renowned freebie finder & sample vetter, which I never imagined I'd be doing while getting my Bachelor's Degree in History almost 20 years ago. In my spare time, I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

51 comments on “I Swear I’m Not Really This Narcissistic”

  1. HaPpY BiRtHdAy, Goob!!! Of course you’re to take your birthday off. So wishing you the best day, night full of celebrations with friends and family. And thanks for all your hard work on providing the world, Freebies Galore!

  2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Goob! I hope you have a great day!

    I’d like parades thrown in my honor when my birthday comes, so the least you can do is take the day off!


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