Boston's The Gourmet Pizza Birthday Freebie

Boston’s The Gourmet Pizza Birthday Freebie

This Boston's the Gourmet Pizza birthday freebie is a perfect time to remind people that they're not supposed to print the image above. That's not a coupon, it's just a screen grab of the email I received earlier this year to prove this freebie exists. In order to get your free dessert (or any other birthday freebie for that matter), click the blue link and join the restaurant's e-club. They'll then send you a coupon close to your birthday.

Boston's Pizza Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free dessert with any meal purchase
Today's Freebie Free Indy Gourmet pizza
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Taco Cabana Birthday Freebie

Taco Cabana Birthday Freebie

Taco Cabana Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Any 2 tacos for free
Today's Freebie Free small quesadilla
Type
  • Appetizer
  • Lunch
  • Dinner
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I love offers like this Taco Cabana birthday freebie because it lets me mispronounce everything on purpose. “Yeah, I'll have the fla-ooou-ta … play-tea? Is that you say that?” The following incomprehensible stare from the server as they try to figure out if I'm serious or not is delicious.

We're getting down to the chains that are only available in certain states. However we've covered tons of national places on our birthday freebie list!


Tony Roma’s Birthday Freebie

Tony Roma's Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer BOGO Free entree
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Every time I pull up the remaining birthday freebies to post, I think to myself “Goob, why don't you have a jetpack yet?” My next thought is always “I don't think there are any great birthday freebies I haven't published.” Then I found Tony Roma's birthday freebie.

Remember, we have a full list of free birthday food!


Barnes and Noble Birthday Freebie

Barnes & Noble Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Children get a free cupcake or cookie at their cafΓ©. Children at heart get nothing
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  • Dessert
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What's the Barnes and Noble birthday freebie for kids? Cookies and cupcakes. In a bookstore. They might as well hand out tubes of glue while they're at it.


Marble Slab Maggie Moos Birthday Freebie

Maggie Moo’s Birthday Freebie

Maggie Moo's Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer $5 off birthday reward
Type
  • Dessert
  • Other
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Please remember not to print the image above as that's my coupon for Maggie Moo's birthday freebie. Besides, it's not like your name is Ryan, now is it? Unless it is. Either way, stop screwing up my lesson! What was I saying again?


Which Wich Birthday Freebie

Which Wich Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free regular Wich (AKA sandwhich)
Today's Freebie Free regular drink
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I'm lucky I don't live close to a store where I can redeem my Which Wich birthday freebie because I would be banned and possibly beaten within minutes. There's just no way around the fact that I would launch into a custom Who's on First routine with which, wich, wiches, and witch.


Free Zombie Posters

EDIT: You can download a .pdf file, but they've run out of traditional samples.

Sometimes, I can't believe the freebies that are out there. Take these free zombie posters from the CDC. Yes. THE CDC. I don't know what's cooler: the fact that our government has created and released these posters, or the fact that they have a whole page of their website dedicated to the zombie apocalypse.

The only downside to this freebie, other than the fact of our own government acknowledging the upcoming zombie apocalypse and declaring subtly to beware? The fact that it'll take 4-6 weeks to arrive, so it won't be here in time for Halloween. I mean, sure, I can download and print them, but that wouldn't be my tax dollars at work!


Free Portal 2 Soundtrack Download

Free Portal 2 Soundtrack

Whenever I'm looking for ambient or random soundtrack styled music, I don't really listen to soundtracks. I'd rather just pop on some Explosions in the Sky or maybe just go all avant garde with some Miles Davis or Coltrane.

But for some people who think that the cake isn't a lie, I'm sure they'd enjoy this free Portal 2 soundtrack. Me? I'd rather stick with those who tell the truth shall die, or those who tell the truth shall live forever…


Orange Julius Birthday Freebie

Orange Julius Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer $2 Small Premium Fruit Smoothie coupon
Type
  • Beverage
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Oh man, that image above for the Orange Julius birthday freebie looks like a coupon some people will print. Don't do that. Instead sign up on their site and they'll send you a coupon around your birthday.

It's like a birthday miracle! Or, you know, an efficient e-mail marketing system.


Logan's Roadhouse Birthday Freebie

Logan’s Roadhouse Birthday Freebie

Logan's Roadhouse Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free appetizer or dessert, up to $7.99
Type
  • Appetizer
  • Dessert
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I don't see how birthday cakes could every be out, but the Logan's Roadhouse birthday freebie wants to make the case they are. Normally I'd ignore such blasphemy, but their Nutter Butter Fudgeslide not only sounds spectacular but comes in a bucket. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that food in a bucket never disappoints.


Huhot Mongolian Grill Birthday Freebie

HuHot Mongolian Grill Birthday Freebie

HuHot Mongolian Grill Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free BOGO Grill Meal
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  • Lunch
  • Dinner
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Okay, what the heck is with all these Mongolian grills? Case in point: the HuHot Mongolian Grill birthday freebie. Why is Mongolia the place we associate with grills? I thought they were all about yurts, yaks, and archery. It's not that often you hear about their knack for frying meat.

I will say they earned a hat tip for crediting us with “conquering” another year. Here I thought the only things I conquered last year were a Mega Deluxe ice cream sundae and the big slide at the school playground.

It's worth noting the rules say new members must join HuHot Rewards at least 2 weeks prior to their birthday to receive a birthday coupon. Also, if you missed your birthday reward due to the pandemic, HuHot has released a missed birthday rewards schedule.


Chevys Fresh Mex Birthday Freebie

Chevys Fresh Mex Birthday Freebie

Chevys Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free entree, up to $15
Type
  • Lunch
  • Dinner
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Hey, Chevys, don't tell me I can siesta later! I'll take a nap whenever I da…zzzzzzzz

Throughout high school, I'd wish people sitting around me good luck before tests by shouting “cumpleanos!” The old Chevys Fresh Mex birthday freebie email was a nice reminder that I didn't pay attention at all in Spanish class.