If you ever needed proof that I'm still a little boy at heart (though I'd be worried if you actually did need such proof), then look no further than the fact that I can't say Schlotzsky's birthday freebie without giggling like an idiot. Schlotzsky's isn't even a dirty word! It merely sounds like it might be bad and thus my prepubescent sense of humor kicks in.
Schlotzsky's Birthday Freebie
Birthday Offer Free small sandwich when you spend $1
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