If you have or are thinking about getting a puppy, sign up for. They sadly didn’t accept my rationale that young children are the same as puppies, but not for lack of protesting. They give you the option of printing the coupons or waiting on them to be mailed to you, which is a nice touch.
As a parting gift, I leave you with a quote from one of our generation’s greatest minds.
Homer: Well, crying isn’t gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back — or you can go out there and find your dog.
Bart: You’re right! I’ll do it.
[Bart runs out the kitchen]
Homer: Rats. I almost had him eating dog food!