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I enjoy how RewardsGold uses pictures of Beyonce in an effort to spice up the otherwise boring free Forbes magazine subscription. Don’t get me wrong, I love reading about market fluctuations and glancing at lists of billionaires as much as the next guy, but I think we can all agree that neither is as fun as putting on spandex and recreating the “Single Ladies” music video.
Oh, we can’t agree on that? My bad. Forget I even mentioned it. *runs to bedroom to change into jeans*
I’ve been an American Spirit smoker for over 10 years now. They have definately had this around awhile. It is actually (2) $10 certificates good towards ANY A.S. purchase. Once you are signed up you will receive a $5 givt certificate on your b-day in the mail, periodic for no reason what-so-ever $5 certificates. After you have requested your first certificates, you can request them again after 12 full months, and every 12 months after again.
One last thing. Random new signees will receive in the mail an offer for 1 free carton of your choice, just pay $14 S&H. My wife has received this offer 3 times and I haven’t got any. She don’t even smoke. Just gets them for me.
If anyone gets these and wont use them pass my email on to them and I will cover postage to mail to me.
oops…..supposed to have been for american spirit offer….my bad (head hung low)
Wow I usually only read through this blog for occasional free taco, pack of smokes and some pantyliners… and of course the humour.
Today I became alarmed our fearless leader may have succumbed to the perils of the freebie jungle, its becoming apparent an apcolypse now type brain fungus has gotten into our guru’s brain.
He is now openly touting the miracle that is a poise pad, it looks like a diaper but its not a diaper, or is it?
He scans forbes magazine for the names of millionaires. And can now correctly use the term spanx in a sentence.
I fear too much fruit was in the fruitcake he ate this holiday season. I worry there will be a painfully redux video of the eldest Jonas brother variety…
I frequently refer to my bargin hunting as just that, hunting. We are stealthy penny pinching bargin snatching ninjas.
We secretly scoop up steals and deals
We sit in the shadows of the internet, lying in wait until we see a great deal and collect our freebies with the stealth of something stealthy…
Now our ninja leader is wearing spanx, looking to join the cast of millionaire matchmaker and apparently has not one but 2 poise pad peepee kits.
Friends and stealthy friends I ask for your support at this time. Please help me in my search to find some free intervention promo codes I fear tacos cannot cure our leader of his delusions.
Why don’t the pharmacuetical companies ever give out free lithium, its always Prilosec and ClaritinD. (Which I am sure is what is really wrong with healthcare in America)….
P.s.
I accidently posted the first post, this is the second part. I am obviously in no way capable to lead a intervention or fix healthcare. Please take this out of my hands and help our heyitsfree leader before we have to send in martin sheen for a reprisial of his Apocalypse Now role.
*For those who have no clue why martin sheen reprising said role will be bad please use your redbox free rental code to rent the Apocalypse Now movie!
Camilla, thanks for the laugh with your post about peepee kits
“but I think we can all agree that neither is as fun as putting on spandex and recreating the “Single Ladies” music video.”
I wish I could gouge out my mind’s eye. I may never get that image out of my head.