Participating Haagen-Dazs shops will be giving away free ice cream from 4-8pm on Tuesday, May 18. You’ll only be able to choose from three flavors (chocolate, vanilla, and coffee), but that’s 300% more ice cream than I currently have to choose from. The only things in my freezer are ice packs, beer steins, and what I can only assume are leftovers from 2006. Every time I try to throw it away, it growls at me.