A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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Free Sundown Naturals Adult Gummies

Free Adult Gummies

This freebie from March 2014 has returned!

Oh come on. Don’t call these Sundown Naturals free “adult” gummies if all they have in them are stupid vitamins and nutrients. Kids can have those! If I’m paying good money for gummies with adult in the title, then they need to have at least 10% alcohol.

Free Siemens 2015 Desktop Calendar


Siemens is one of those rare conglomerates that’s reached the Goob Trifecta. Funny name? Check. Seemingly everywhere? Check. No idea what they do? Oh you best believe it. And now they’ve jumped into the freebie world with this free 2015 desktop calendar. I don’t know whether to be happy or scared.

Free Movie Ticket worth $15

free marlboro movie ticket

Look for the image above after logging into Marlboro to request a free movie ticket worth up to $15. After voting between two items (today is Memphis ribs vs. Texas ribs), look for a red button that says “claim your free gift.” I’m not sure when the tickets or voucher will be sent, but it’s supposed to arrive via email. Mine’s probably with all those birthday party invites my friends swear were sent my way.

Free Motley Crew Greatest Hits CD

Free Motley Crew Greatest Hits

You can either pay $1.30 per song or download the entire Motley Crew greatest hits album for free. Tough choice.

Free Gluten-Free Soy Sauce

Gluten Free Soy Sauce

Little Soya is giving away samples of their gluten-free soy sauce. They require you to confirm your (freebie) email address though. That’s a pretty hefty commitment for a condiment. I’ve ended relationships because I didn’t want to live together yet now you’re in my inbox? Oh man…

Ah, you know… Look, Soya, you’re wonderful but I think maybe we should see other flavors. Molasses and I have grown fairly close lately. We didn’t plan for it to happen, it just did!

Free Electro Rent 2015 Calendar

This free Electro Rent 2015 calendar has given me a new business idea: rent electricity! It’ll be dirt cheap, but you have to give all the energy back by running in a giant hamster wheel. It’s foolproof!

125 Free Kellogg’s Points

Free Kellogg's Points

I hope you’re cool with 125 free Kellogg’s points because that’s all I’ve got right now!

KFRTHANKYOU50PTS – 50 points
QUIZWHIZ50POINTS – 50 points

Don’t forget all the current free Kellogg’s codes can be found here. Or at least the ones I think are current. It’s kind of hard keeping up, so please leave a comment if you find one that’s dead.

Free Nutella Go & Muller Yogurt

Free Nutella & Go!

I’m not big on being bossed around by my breefies, but I’ll make an exception for today’s free Nutella & GO! *walks into kitchen* Is this far enough?

Don’t forget to add Kroger’s free Muller yogurt to your account as well!

25 Free Kellogg’s Points

Free Kellogg's Points

January has a reputation for plunging the freebie world into the doldrums and it looks like 2015 is no different. Will these 25 free Kellogg’s points via code TOUCANSLOVECOCOA help bridge the gap to more fruitful times? No, not at all. What makes you think an electronic code can be used as a bridge? I’d go with steel or wood.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

If you didn’t perform your civic duty last November, fret not! You get to make up for it by voting in Redbox’s prestigious-pending Ruby Awards. Upon completion, you’ll receive a free Redbox DVD rental code in 2 weeks.

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