Goob

A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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Free Biosance Revitalizer

Free Biosance Revitalizer

You have to take a short 8 question survery to receive today’s free Biosance Revitalizer sample (look for the green survey button). They promise to “restore your own biological beauty,” which sounds awwwwfully close to Mad Scientist Territory. They also proudly proclaim “92% of women who tried The Revitalizer liked it,” which means I’m finally about to go where no man has gone before! It might not be space, but it’s a start in the right direction.

Free Zing Stevia Sweetener

Free Zing Stevia Sweetener

Not only do we get to try some free Zing Stevia sweetener, but there’s a free coupon available to print after you submit your address. You can thank me now both for the freebie and for not making a corny joke followed by ZING!

125 Free Kellogg’s Rewards Points

Free Kellogg's Points

You can enter KFRMOMSLUVPOINTS online before texting LEGGOMYEGGO to 89332 to earn 125 free Kellogg’s points. I like how we’re using 80s catch phrases as codes! I eagerly await next week’s Cowabunga and IPityTheFool.

Don’t forget all the current free Kellogg’s codes can be found here.

Free L’Oreal Nutri-Gloss Conditioner

Free L'Oreal Nutri-Gloss Conditioner

This free L’Oreal Nutri-Gloss conditioner is like a Nutri-grain bar for your hair. I think gloss makes up the base of the hair’s food pyramid.

Free Rolling Stone Magazine Subscription

Free Rolling Stone Magazine Subscription

This freebie from earlier this year has returned!

The free 2-year Rolling Stone magazine subscriptions from RewardsGold is back. It was pretty popular back in April, but I know some Hiffers missed it, so better luck this time. If you miss it again today, try squinting really hard and reading the magazine covers above until this offer comes back. It’s like the next best thing.

Free Hugo Boss Cologne

Free Hugo Boss Cologne

Hugo Boss: The Scent is “soon to be unleashed,” which makes it sound like some sort of plague. But it’s actually a free men’s cologne sample. The jury’s still out if this is a positive or negative direction from my initial assumption.

Free Hershey’s Chocolate Bar

Free Hershey's Chocolate Bar

I feel like I’ve eaten nothing but junkfood since May so, sure, let’s throw a free Hershey’s chocolate bar on the pile while we’re at it.

Free Domino’s Medium Pizza @ 3pm est

Free Dominos Medium Pizza

The Houston Astros pitched a no-hitter (well Mike Friers did, not the entire roster), which means we get yet another shot at a free Domino’s pizza on Monday at 3pm EST. Only 20,000 free two-topping medium pizzas are available and they’re carry-out only.

Like before, this freebie is guaranteed to go fast. The first step is confirming you have a free mlb.com account. If not, make one, then head to the link above precisely at 3pm and refresh the heck out of the page. Good luck!

Also I know this is pointless for those Hiffers reading this at 4pm when the newsletter goes out. I’m building a new feature today where I can send emails for limited-time freebies, so be sure to look for more info on that later.

Free Centrum Vitamints

Free Centrum Vitamints

These free Centrum Vitamints don’t even exist yet, however we can still sign up for them. I guess Donald Trump and Ashley Madison somehow overshadowed a vitamin company obtaining time travel technology.

I’m also fairly certain I’ve used that joke before, but hey, it’s the weekend!

Free Manitoba Harvest Hemp Hearts

Free Manitoba Harvest Hemp Hearts

I have no idea what these free Manitoba Harvest Hemp Hearts are, but my gut heart tells me … food?


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