A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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Free Prilosec OTC

This freebie has been available since the dawn of time. It never dies.

The free Prilosec OTC offer has returned with Larry the Cable Guy as a spokesperson. I like how he’s labeled as an “actual Prilosec user.” How is that verified? Are we working off the Honor Code or does P&G hire somebody to follow him around and monitor his activity? Would they go so far as to force him to take it? I’d want the job of shooting Prilosec pills at his mouth with a t-shirt cannon from across the room. If that job doesn’t exist, it should. Or what if they believe him but he hasn’t eaten any spicy food for a while? I’m guessing a guy in a dark suit with sunglasses walks up to him, hands him a plate of Thai food, and silently motions towards it.

Okay, time to lay off the coffee.

Free Comic Book Day

Free Comic Book

Saturday, May 2 is the annual free comic book day! All you have to do is stop by your nearest location and pick one up for … the kids at home? Surrrrre it’s for them.

Free Juicy Pop Candy

I’m only posting Kroger’s free Juicy Drop Pop, Taffy or Gummies offer because SavingStar didn’t properly renew their SSL license. In non-nerd talk, that’s basically like using a fake ID to get into a bar. It’s usually not a big deal and is easily fixed, so hopefully it’s all working properly in time for next week’s offer. And if not, no worries, because we have candy!

Free Nutrish Pet Food

Free Rachael Ray Zero Grain Dog Food

Rachael Ray’s Nutrish site should allow you to request either free salmon cat food or turkey & potato dog food. This offer always dies fast so good luck!

Free Carvel Junior Ice Cream

Free Carvel Junior Ice Cream

Stop by your local Carvel tomorrow, Thursday April 30, from 3-8pm for a free Carvel Junior soft serve ice cream cup or cone. It looks like they’ll even gift wrap the cone for you. I can’t imagine how that could possibly go wrong.

Free Biofreeze Pain Relief Gel

Free Biofreeze Pain Relief Gel

This free Biofreeze pain relief gel works wonders for whenever you’re in pain, but can’t find a walk in freezer.

I signed up for this three times to test it out. My VA address was rejected, but NY and SC were good to go, so YMMV.

150 Free Kellogg’s Points

Free Kellogg's Points

Codes LEGGOMYEGGOBONUS, KFRTHANKYOUBONUS, & RKTREATFOODIEFAV combine to summon 150 free Kellogg’s points. Aww man, that’s it? I had my hopes set on Batman or, at the very least, Captain Planet.

As always, here’s a reminder that I update a list with all the free Kellogg’s codes here for new members and readers looking to catch up!

SampleSource Freebie Pack

SampleSource Freebie Pack

The yearly SampleSource freebie pack has returned. These always go fast so hop to it, order a box of freebies, and make sure two of your friends are around to laugh at you while doing so!

I was able to request:

  • Breathe Right Extra Clear Nasal Strips
  • Garnier Fructis Full & Plush
  • Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine Brazilian Smooth
  • Nature’s Path Pumpkin Flax Granola
  • Nature’s Bounty Optimal Solutions Hair, Skin and Nails Gummies
  • Colgate Optic White Platinum Express White
  • TruvĂ­a Natural Sweetener

Free Simple Skin Cleanser

Free Simple Skin Cleanser

EDIT: This freebie from March has returned for those who missed it!

This free Simple skin cleanser has me worried for one reason alone: micellar. If I’m reading this correctly (and history suggests I’m not!) then this freebie is set to deliver mice to our cellars.

Ohhhh, I get it now! This freebie is set to deliver simple mice to our cellars! Wait, that didn’t make it any better. The mice’s level of sophistication is not the cause of my objections here.

[thanks to Hiffer Joy for sending this in!]

Free Morton Table Salt & Lindt Chocolate

Free Morton Table Salt

Let’s play a fun new game called What’s Goob More Excited About? Behind door one is SavingStar’s free Morton table salt, plain or iodized (ohhhh!) Meanwhile behind curtain B is Kroger’s free Lindt Lindor milk chocolate stick.

I know it’s close so I’ll give you a hint. It starts with “chocolat” and it’s not the salt.

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