Goob

A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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Free Sargento Snack Cooler

Free Sargento Snack Cooler

I had no idea I needed this free Sargento snack cooler until I learned it existed five minutes ago. Apparently I have a mobile string cheese cooler sized void in my life. How in the world have I made it 32 years without one?!

Free Kotex Liners

Free Kotex Liners

There are a few interesting tidbits about today’s free Kotex liners.

  1. It’s one of the rarest of rare freebies to be hosted a tumblr.
  2. It contains one of the least funny .gifs in the world.
  3. It doesn’t have a third tidbit, but I already dedicated to finishing this sentence.

How many Kotex samples do you think I’ve ordered over the years? I’d probably take the over at 24.5.

Free Curad Bandage

If you need this free Curad bandage, then I hope your boo boo feels better soon.

Free Emergen-C Samples

Free Emergen-C Samples

EDIT: This freebie from February 2014 (and beyond) is still active!

Every year I tell my brothers these free Emergen-C vitamin “supplements” are bull. Yet they always end up in our supply bag whenever we go camping and every morning I end up drinking one. I don’t know if that says more about them or me.

Free Ajax Dish Liquid

Free Ajax Dish Liquid

*checks calendar*

Just as I suspected. It’s not Friday yet here we are with a SavingStar offer of free Ajax dish liquid.

Am I the only person terrified by this? I’m as much a neat-freak as the next guy, but liquefying my dishes in order to clean them sounds a tad drastic even for me. And this is coming from a guy who dreamed of space laser as a kid!

Free Bellamins Prenatal Vitamins

Free Bellamins Prenatal Vitamins

I’m a single dude with absolutely zero prospects of starting a family any time soon and yet I just requested free Bellamins prenatal vitamins. I think I need an intervention.

The confirmation page reads “Because of huge demand you must confirm your sample request to be placed in queue. Expect this confirmation email to arrive within 24 hrs.” So make sure to use your freebie email!

Free Olay Regenerist Cream

Free Olay Regenerist Cream

We get to choose from two different free Olay Regenerist cream samples today. One is for perfecting our tone while the other sculpts our micros. I’ll probably go with tone cream since my parents always said I need to watch mine.

70 Free Kellogg’s Points

Free Kellogg's Points

Next up are some free Kellogg’s points thanks to codes LETSHEARITFORMOM and POPTARTSAVENGERS. The first one is self-explanatory (way to go, Moms!) while the second explains what to eat in order to gain a ripped bod and/pr super powers.

Don’t forget all the current free Kellogg’s codes can be found here.

Free Lipton Tropical Iced Tea

Free Lipton Tropical Iced Tea

I normally don’t post these types of offers (more on that below), but this free Lipton Tropical iced tea wants us to “sample a trending beverage.”

Oh la la, Mr. Fancy Pants over here with his trending beverage. I bet he gets all the ladies with such a hot and fashionable drink. I remember dreaming as a wee little Goob that one day I might be cool enough to get my beverage trending on Twitter. And here we are. My, what an age we live in.

The fine print says “offer valid for qualifying foodservice operators and distributors only,” so YMMV with this freebie. But we’re in a hardcore freebie drought and I’ve got zero fraks to give, so have at it.

Free Dark and Lovely Au Naturale Moisture L.O.C.

Free Dark and Lovely Au Naturale Moisture L.O.C.

You get to play a little game before requesting free Dark and Lovely Au Naturale moisture L.O.C.. All you need to do is swap the tiles around to spell out L.O.C. anywhere on the board. Do this three times, click your heels, and throw a pinch of salt over your shoulder to make an address form appear.


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