Goob

A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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Free Cadbury Scream Egg

Free Cadbury Scream Egg

SavingStar is offering a free Cadbury Screme Egg, which pulls off the rare trifecta of sounding scary, foreign, and delicious. Well done, SavingStar.

Unfortunately Kroger appears to be taking a week off as I couldn’t find any free offers on their site. If I missed it though, please comment below!

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

I’m being told code UNM8BB66 is good for one free Redbox movie rental today only for anybody else looking for a reason to stay in tonight. Watching a movie sounds way better than my initial option of being bored.

Random Freebies via Target

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Target is currently offering a large batch of freebies that include:

  • Free Advil
  • Free Advil PM
  • Free BIC Soleil
  • Free Caltrate
  • Free Poise
  • Random coupons
  • Don’t overlook the contact solution offer on the page either!

Of course I was immediately rejected after Q1 since I have hair on 100% of my body and a Y chromosome. However my 40 year old friend Goobina made the cut, so keep that in mind.

195 Free Kellogg’s Family Rewards

Free Kellogg's Points

At this point I’m convinced Kellogg’s has hired an employee whose sole job is to keep inventing free Kellogg’s Family Rewards codes. It’s the only way to explain the rate at which they’re being spit out.

KFRSNACKSYOULOVE – 50 points
COLLECTPOINTSNOW – 50 points
BACKTOSCHOOL2014 – 50 points
EATMORECHOCOLATE – 25 points
MAGICOFBREAKFAST – 20 points

Don’t forget all the current free Kellogg’s codes can be found here.

[thanks to every Hiffer who sent these in!]

Free Garnier Clean+ Exfoliator or Oil

Free Garnier Clean+ Exfoliator or Oil

EDIT: This freebie from July 2014 is still available!

I wonder how much money Garnier paid in salary to the team that tacked a plus onto the end of their latest product: free Garnier Clean+. I would have gone with an ampersand or left parenthesis just to mess with people.

Free Pantene Pro-V Smooth & Sleek Shampoo

Free Pantene Shampoo

EDIT: This offer just returned today with 50,000 new samples. They’re down to 40,000 remaining at time of publication.

There are just over 30,000 samples of Pantene Pro-C Smooth & Sleek shampoo, so I’ll make this quick.

Well that was easy.

Free Hardee’s Soda

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Don’t be fooled by the machine pictured on this free Hardee’s soda coupon. It promises your choice of over 127 different drinks, but your actual beverage will more closely resemble the following:

  • 20% Coke as you begin filling up.
  • Maybe 20% Cherry Coke instead?
  • Is that 10% Vanilla Coke? I haven’t had that in ages!
  • Hold on, I didn’t really look at the first list of drinks. What’s 10% Barq’s again?
  • Oh yeah, that’s horrible. Look, 10% Fanta! I used to hate their commercials.
  • What in the heck is 10% Strawberry Fanta? I didn’t know that was even a thing.
  • What other weird combos do they have? 10% Peach Sprite?!
  • Now to top this bad boy off with *closes eyes and randomly selects* 10% Grape Mellow Yellow. Perfect.
  • takes sip of drink
  • immediately regrets every life decision that lead to this
  • empties drink
  • 100% water it is.

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

Redbox is clearly channeling their startup days lately. Veteran Hiffers may remember they gave away free codes by the fistful on Mondays in their first year and it looks like they’ve brought this practice back. You have until 11:59pm CT to use today’s free Redbox rental code of OCT20 both online and at a kiosk.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

Free Taco Seasoning & Triscuit Crackers

free-ortega-taco-seasoning

Today’s Freebie Friday is brought to you by the letter H. It’s the first letter in Hangover. It can also be used to start the sentences How about we never drink again? or Huuuuuuuuuush I’ve got a hangover.

For those without elephants parading through their head, venture to SavingStar for some free Ortega taco seasoning or Kroger for some tasty free Triscuit Thin Crisps.

Free Shalom Israel 2015 Calendar

free-isreal-2015-calendar

I won’t lie, the main reason I posted this free Shalom Israel 2015 calendar is so I’d have an excuse to say “shalom” 100 times while trying to come up with a joke. It’s a fun word that leads to more. Shalom! Shellacking! Shama Lama Ding Dong! I could go on for hours in that I’ve actually been doing this for hours. My parents must be beaming with pride.


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