A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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Pfree Premier Protein Product

Free Premier Protein Bar

I couldn’t help myself in the title. :)

Workout buffs can get a free Premier Protein bar or shake today! Well, they can request it today. They’ll have to wait 4 to 6 weeks like the rest of us unless they’re John Titor.

Free Alicina After-Sun Shampoo

Free Alicina After-Sun Shampoo

This free Alicina After-Sun shampoo is intended for use after spending time in the sun, but I plan to tell my little brother that it has a magical spell on it and can only be used at night after the sun has set. Wonder how long that will last.

Note this is a Facebook freebie, so fire up those dummy accounts!

Free Garnier Fructis Full & Plush Haircare

Free Garnier Fructis Full & Plush Haircare

I’m two days into a two week family vacation right now, but I insisted we get a house with wifi so I could let Hiffers know when samples like today’s free Garnier Fructis Full & Plush haircare show up. What can I say, I love y’all a little too much!

That said, I probably won’t be too diligent about thinking and stressing over freebie jokes for the next fortnight. I gotta take a vacation from something, right?! :)

200 Free Kellogg’s Points

Free Kellogg's Points

What a spectacular new free Kellogg’s points code we have here in the form of KFRPOINTSTACULAR. But wait, there’s more! HUNTING4FREECODE gives you free shipping … er, I mean another 100 free points.

Yada yada all the current free Kellogg’s codes can be found here. Y’all know the drill.

[thanks to all the awesome Hiffers who sent these in!]

Free Kit Kat Bar

Free Candy Bar

SavingStar members (which should include every Hiffer who shops at one of these stores!) can add a coupon good for one free Kit Kat candy bar.

Free Scott’s Liquid Gold Wood Cleaner

Free Scott's Liquid Gold Wood Cleaner

After taking a quasi-long survey, you should receive a can of free Scott’s Liquid Gold wood cleaner. I answered truthfully throughout the survey, so I don’t think there are any tricks to obtaining this freebie. That said, since it’s such a detailed survey, it probably was intended for current Scott’s members and therefore might die awfully fast!

Free Walgreens 8×10 Photo Print

Free Walgreens Photo Print

This fan-favorite freebie has returned with a new code!

Desktop users can get a free 8×10 photo print at Walgreens with checkout code HOTDEAL61 through July 25. As always, select in-store pickup and avoid any shipping fees making this offer completely free.

And remember, this is a single 8×10 photo, not 8×10=80 free photos. I actually had somebody send in an angry email about for not spelling that out the last time I posted one of these. What am I, a freaking riddle master? Yeah, I try to and obscurely post freebies. I guess instead of saying this is available at Walgreens, I should have said “those things between ceilings and floors that are painted the fourth color of the rainbow.”

Free Depend Silhouette Active Fit

Free Depend Silhouette Active Fit

This freebie from May has returned!

Today’s free Depend Silhouette Active Fit from Walmart appears to be for people with rambunctious shadows. Let’s see if I qualify.

*looks down*

*shadow shakes head no and picks up a donut*

Well, the shadow has spoken!

Coupon: Free Waffle House Waffle

Free Waffle House Waffle

If there’s one thing I’ve learned running HIF, it’s that Hiffers love free waffles. Enjoy.

You’ll thank me the next time you’re out drunk at 5am and realize you have a coupon in your wallet for a free Waffle House waffle. Though to be honest if you’re thinking about coupons at the crack of dawn while intoxicated, you deserve some massive props.

The coupon doesn’t expire until August 3, 2015 so there’s no rush on killing those brain cells. Note how the coupon doesn’t have any days of the week limitations, so you should be able to use this any day of the week! Most Waffle House coupons for free food aren’t valid of weekends, but luckily this one is!

Also it’s worth noting that most (all?) Waffle House’s (Hice?) will accept mobile coupons. That means instead of printing the coupon, pulling the coupon up on your mobile browser in the restaurant should work just fine.

Free Meow Mix Irresistibles

free meow mix irresistibles

What makes these free Meow Mix Irresistibles cat snacks just so darn irresistible? Insider sources recently confirmed they seal each individual treat with the world’s most precise laser pointer.

You have to upload a video or photo of “your most Irresisible Moment” and they’ll then send a coupon good for one free package.

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