A world renowned slalom skier, fluent speaker of 14 languages, and freebie hunter. Only one of those is true, but it makes my biography look much fuller. In my spare time I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.

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Two Free Breathe Right Nasal Strips

Free Breathe Right Nasal Strips

This freebie was originally posted on March 6, 2013 but is still available!

There’s way too much uncertainty in the world today. Rising global temperatures, the Middle East, whether to get meat lovers or double meat lovers pizza tonight – it’s just too much for me. That’s why I appreciate these two free Breathe Right nasal strips. This freebie is always around to provide that rock solid stability I need. Heck, I’m pretty sure it’s my constant if I ever get stuck in a time traveling loop.

[thanks Freebies 4 Mom!]

Two Free Redbox Rental Codes

Free Redbox Movie

I’m running out the door, but here’s how to get two free Redbox rental codes. First text FREEBIE to 727272 then to receive your first code.

Then use code SM74WK3, which should also give you another free rental. Both codes are set to expires on June 30.

Another Free Domino’s Medium Pizza @ 3pm

Free Dominos Medium Pizza

It was only two weeks ago that Chris Heston earned us all a free Domino’s pizza but now we have Max Scherzer to thank for also throwing a no-hitter this Father’s Day weekend! As such, Domino’s is again giving away 20,000 free two-topping medium pizzas today (carry-out only) at 3pm EST.

Like before, this freebie is guaranteed to go fast. The first step is confirming you have a free account. If not, make one, then head to the link above precisely at 3pm and refresh the heck out of the page. Good luck!

Free Silhouette Fragrance

There’s a tiny, camouflaged black X in the top right on the page for free Silhouette fragrance by Christian Siriano which you’ll want to click immediately to stop the stupid video. Then look for a white box in the bottom right with cursive writing to find the signup form. This better be a party in my nose, Siriano.

Smashburger Birthday Freebie

Smashburger Birthday Freebie

Last Updated: 06-19-2015

I was happy to discover a few new restaurants offering free food on your special day while recently going through the birthday freebies list! Though somebody needs to make sure the people behind the Smashburger birthday freebie weren’t being 100% literal when they said the shakes are “hand-spun.”

Signup Freebie: $2 off a $5 purchase.
Birthday Freebie: Free shake with entree purchase

If anybody gets a signup freebie or offer, please leave a comment sharing what it is!

Help Donate Coca-Cola to Troops

Free Coke to Troops

The title reads weird, but trust me, Coke made it seem even worse.

Veteran Hiffers will remember that last year Coke gave away 100,000 Coca-cola cans to “American troops and their families” and it looks like they’re doing it again in 2015! All you have to do is click the link and you’ll tick another can onto the slowly-growing total.

This is obviously an awesome goal, otherwise I wouldn’t be posting it, but I’m always left wondering how promos like these actually work. What families will get the free coke? How many cans will each family get? Also I swear it’s already hit 100k last month, so maybe it loops? I don’t know, I wish there was a little more info.

Free Weddings & Glamour Magazines

If you’re somebody that’s interested in both a free Weddings magazine subscription and a free Glamour magazine subscription, then hold on to your hats, because I’ve got some incredible news. I found $20 in my robe this morning! I probably left it there on my birthday, which is the last time I remember wearing a robe while paying for pizza delivery.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

Two Free Reassure Travel Washcloths


This site specializes in selling adult underwear and pads, hence enough brochures and coupons in their sample pack to kindle a bonfire. However it also comes with two free Reassure travel washcloths. BUT DON’T YOU DARE THINK ABOUT USING THESE AT HOME!

I also found this related free $2 Always printable coupon.

$2.00 off Always Discreet Incontinence Underwear

A Freebie Helped Save a Lost Toy


This isn’t a freebie, but I recently read an article on a boy who lost his favorite toy in an airport and loved this part:

If a boy named Owen suspects his stuffed tiger named Hobbes has a secret life, the staff of Tampa International Airport won’t disagree. Owen recently lost Hobbes at the airport — and when he reclaimed the tiger, he also received photos of Hobbes touring the facility.

When Owen returned from Texas, he was reunited with Hobbes and given a bound book of photographs that showed what his tiger had been up to. It was all the brainchild of Airport Operations Center Manager Tony D’Aiuto, who says he used a coupon to make the photo book at a drugstore.

Look at that! A freebie (and a little elbow grease) putting smiles on faces worldwide!

Free Redbox Rental Code

Free Redbox Movie

Text STATER to 727272 to receive a free Redbox DVD rental code. “Ohhh, I see they have Fifty Shades of Grey!” said me, never.

This is a cross-promotion code with Stater Bros, however you should be able to use the code online to reserve a free DVD rental at any kiosk.

EDIT: I forgot code JUNE17 also works today only!

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