Uhhh, I think I’ll let the video below do all the talking needed for this free Squelch smell remover. It’s not every day you see an actor watching his own fake infomercial while eating the same cup of greek yogurt.
We’re all in agreement this video couldn’t have cost more than $30 to make, right? They must have blown their budget on the talent acquisition. Hiring a guard from Burn Notice can’t be cheap.
You can request a free Finish dishwashing detergent sample even if you already have in the past since Start Sampling is hosting the offer. It’s made even easier given that we know the right answers to their questions. We’re basically living Groundhog Day at this point, but without all the fun stuff like electrocuting ourselves in bathtubs or kidnapping small rodents.
Proctor and Gamble are currently giving away three free samples, which are:
- Free Gain Fireworks Original
- Free Cascade Platinum
- Pantene Pro-V Expert Collection Age Defy Shampoo and Conditioner
- OR Rejuvenating Hydration Masque
So if you’ve got dirty clothes, dishes, and hair, this sample is for you.
Here’s a printable $1 Sparkle paper towel coupon that, when used at CVS next week, will result in paper towels rolls for half a dollar! This deal should cover me on paper towels for a while. That is until the next time I cook grilled cheeses. Here’s a little tip for all you budding culinary geniuses out there: don’t put tomato soup on the stove then become distracted on Twitter for the next 30 minutes.
Sparkle Paper Towels, $4.99/8 pack at CVS on 9/8 – 9/13.
Use $1/1 Sparkle Paper Towels printable coupon.
$3.99 after coupon, or $0.50 a roll!
[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]
Ooooh. Free Finish lemon sparkle detergent? My, me, aren’t we fancy. Time to pop that pinky, eat a crumpet, and dig out my monocle.
They do a pretty good job of denying this if you’ve ever requested a Finish sample before, but it’s fairly easy to get past. Just add some random letters to your last name and if you live in a house, say you live in Apt. 1 at that address. Worked for me.
I normally complain about watching short ads in order to get freebies, but the one for free Scotch-Brite disinfecting wipes is actually sort of funny. I think it was a tad too convincing though as I just threw away all my plates.
Sam’s Club members can receive free P&G product samples with a valid membership number. I couldn’t get it to accept my dummy number, so maybe Sam’s Club has finally entered the twentieth century!
Well hey, I actually found these free Sandy’s extra strength surface wipes when they were released instead of five days later. I remember how to do my job!
Here’s a rebate form good for free Rain-X Perfect Dose car wash as long as you make a purchase before May 10 and postmark the rebate by May 31. I don’t have a car anymore, but I figure if I bathe with this then water should roll off my body like a duck for at least a week.
The product must be purchased from Walmart, Advance Auto Parts, AutoZone, O’Reilly, Pep Boys, or Target and the rebate is worth up to $10.99.
Sam’s Club members can receive a free Glad ForceFlex OdorShield Tall Kitchen Drawstring Bag. They throw that many words together yet still can’t find room for “trash?” What other bulky, rancid items are people storing in these things? Dead bodies?
If you’re not a member, you’ll need to make up a 17 digit number that starts with 10142110545. So copy/paste those 11 numbers then add any random 6 numbers to it. If you’re redirected to Sam’s homepage, then it didn’t work. You should get a confirmation message saying your sample will arrive in a few weeks.