
Well hey, I actually found these free Sandy’s extra strength surface wipes when they were released instead of five days later. I remember how to do my job!

Well hey, I actually found these free Sandy’s extra strength surface wipes when they were released instead of five days later. I remember how to do my job!

Here’s a rebate form good for free Rain-X Perfect Dose car wash as long as you make a purchase before May 10 and postmark the rebate by May 31. I don’t have a car anymore, but I figure if I bathe with this then water should roll off my body like a duck for at least a week.
The product must be purchased from Walmart, Advance Auto Parts, AutoZone, O’Reilly, Pep Boys, or Target and the rebate is worth up to $10.99.

Sam’s Club members can receive a free Glad ForceFlex OdorShield Tall Kitchen Drawstring Bag. They throw that many words together yet still can’t find room for “trash?” What other bulky, rancid items are people storing in these things? Dead bodies?
If you’re not a member, you’ll need to make up a 17 digit number that starts with 10142110545. So copy/paste those 11 numbers then add any random 6 numbers to it. If you’re redirected to Sam’s homepage, then it didn’t work. You should get a confirmation message saying your sample will arrive in a few weeks.

I made fun of these free Color Scents trash bag last year. Remember when? May 1. Know what today is? Yup. I don’t know what it means either, but it’s too huge to be just a coincidence. Something fishy is going on here. It smells like lavender.
EDIT #2: Try this link no, THIS link if the first gives you trouble.

Sure, we’re getting free Finish Quantum power gel out of it, but I think it’s time to call off the revolution. I’m tired of fighting my dishes. I say we draw up a demilitarized zone around the kitchen and cede away that part of our homes.
[thanks Deal Seeking Mom!]

This free Dial offer on Facebook is technically a contest running through 3/31, but they’re giving away 200,000 free samples of 7 day moisturizing lotion, so odds are we’ll get something. I mean, seriously, if we can’t win when there are almost half a million prizes, then we’ve got some serious bad luck.

Today’s free Downy Infusions and Unstopables samples helped me realize that I hadn’t requested my quarterly P&G Everyday Solutions samples yet. After logging in, I was able to ultimately request the following freebies.
Hot dang.


In my haste to post this free Method laundry detergent offer from Facebook, I initially typed “free meth laundry detergent.” Talk about two little letters completely changing the meaning of something.
EDIT: The site is getting hammered right now. I managed to sign up after refreshing a few times.


EDIT: We totally Hiffed their site. So…dead?
The selling point of this free ECOgrade photodegradable trash bag, other than being free, is supposed to be that it’s biodegradable. I foresee two major problems here. First, what happens to the garbage after the bag degrades? Does it start blowing out of landfills? Call me crazy, but we need our trash to morph into flowers over time as well.
Also what if I want to throw away a pile dirt right now? Will it speed up the degrading process and cause the dirt to get all over my kitchen? No, stop asking why I have mounds of dirt in my house. You’re focusing on the wrong aspect of this scenario.

Here’s an offer for a new free Organize in Style coupon booklet with $17 in coupons for P&G products. I’m told that “savings and inspiration are on the way” in 4-6 weeks. Wow, thanks P&G. The insult that I need inspiration to clean my apartment hit a little too close to home.