I’m going to need this coupon for a free Ironman Perform sports drink in about an hour. No, no, I’m not actually working out. I just have to run five errands today! That’s a 500% increase in errand activity compared to the previous 30 days. Usually I’m too busy making pointless pie charts and graphs to get anything done.
The coupon doesn’t have a bar code and says to “redeem at GNC and other authorized specialty retail shops.” That just means you need to use this location finder to … you know, find a location.