The last toothpaste I bought was one of those ones with the breath freshening strips in it. I forget the box, but I know it was shiney.
I guess that’s where this free Arm and Hammer Advanced Whitening Toothpaste comes in… Oh wait, there’s no link there. Hmmm… Well, try this instead: type in or copy into your browser’s address bar “truetasteofclean.com.” And why can’t I just give you the link above? Well, if I did, you wouldn’t be able to get the freebee… There’s something about linking that site that just doesn’t work. Sure, the link would be all blue and shiny, but it takes you to a whole new site… Unfunctional. Nice looking, but unfunctional.
Just like that breath freshening toothpaste that I bought: shiny box, not so shiny product.
[via the forums]