EDIT: Jessica Simpson now wants you to smell bad, because this freebie is over.
What up with all the fancy freebies lately? First dog food and now this. Are these supposed to go together? Hmmm, that’d mean I either have to eat dog food or my dog is going to have some gentlemen callers soon. Wait, I think this is a moot argument because there’s no way anybody would use the adjective “fancy” to describe me. Case in point: I’m currently tying this while sitting in my boxers.