Sam’s Club is giving away free Lactaid Dietary supplements right now, but you better sign up fast as their offers have been dying at a breakneck pace recently. Half of the time I wonder if they’ll still be available by the time I hit “the publish” button.
A freebie from Sam’s Club is kinda like a zombie. You wish it was alive, but every time you run into one, it tries to eat your brains. Or…something like that. I’m still working on this metaphor.