EDIT: Aaaaaaand, it’s dead.
Not only can you get some free Pledge Multi Surface Spray & Wipes, but I’m pretty sure they’ll send you a few coupons as well. This is great for me, because I haven’t cleaned my desk since Clinton was in office. I wouldn’t be surprised if a new breed of intelligent life has grown out of all the dust on my desk. Too bad they’re about to get wiped away in 6 to 8 weeks! Let’s just hope they don’t invent any laser weapons by then and attack me.