I'm sorry folks, but we've officially gone too far. This coupon for four free Hansen's Organic Water literally stopped me in my tracks this morning. Organic water?! People! Come on! Have we seriously reached the point where we need to make sure our water is organic?
You know what, forget I said anything. I've just gone into business selling the next surefire sensation – organic oxygen! Only $20 a day for all the air you can breath. Act now, because supplies are limited and I really need the cash to buy a summer home in the Hamptons!