Edit: Now dead folks.
My neightbor is an Avon lady and I always laugh when she gets a new batch of stuff to sell. My house is always her first stop, despite the fact that I tell her I've never used an Avon product in my life. That, however, might change due to this free Avon Ageless Results Renewing Day Cream freebies I just found.
Word has it this is like the Butterfinger freebie where you have to “qualify.” All I know so far is NOT to answer that you don't use facial products.