Thison Facebook is only available to folks in certain states. If you live in any of the states (AL, AK, AZ, CA, CO, FL, HI, ID, IL, KS, MS, MO, MT, NC, NH, NM, NV, NY, OH, OK, OR, TN, TX, UT, VA, WA, WI), you're good to go. Otherwise, meet me at camera 3.
Whoa. How did these cameras get here? Who am I talking to? Who's watching me?! Whatever, look, I take it you don't live in one of the 27 states I listed, in which case I've got some bad news. You don't qualify for the freebie. Look, it's not you, it's me. Well, actually, it is you. I didn't make you move to your current location. I also didn't make the freebie rules up though, so no holding a grudge against me!