Free Carnation Breakfast Essentials

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I used to drink free Carnation Breakfast Essentials in high school, but then forgot all about them until I went through chemo a few years back. You could say I've since completely lost my appetite for them. πŸ˜€ Though the negative association with certain foods because of chemo sometimes works in my favor. Now instead of explaining why quiche is the nastiest “food” ever invented (it's been scientifically proven by Dr. Goob) or how green beans are Nature's preferred method of torture, I can simply say “uh…cancer?” and get out of eating them! Makes those few months of feeling like death totally worth it.

[thanks to Hiffer Kim for sending this in!]

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I'm a nationally renowned freebie finder & sample vetter, which I never imagined I'd be doing while getting my Bachelor's Degree in History almost 20 years ago. In my spare time, I enjoy launching my own space program and disproving the Coriolis effect.