Free Dawn Manual Pot & Pan Dish Cleaner

If you represent “a commercial entity,” then you can request from P&G some free Dawn Manual Pot & Pan dish cleaner. They'll send you a rather large 38oz sample within 2-4 weeks.

This is clearly aimed at businesses. So if you request this and don't represent a business, it's on you to solve that moral quandary! Is it stealing? Are they a faceless conglomerate ruining the planet for profit at our expense? Are you “sticking it to the man” by ordering this? What's his name? Bob or Frank? Are we exempt from the moral implications since P&G didn't care enough to use anything beyond the hilariously fool-prone honor system? Is it just soap and we're overthinking it?

Hi, I'm Professor Goob, and we'll cover these topics and more during our semester in Freebie Philosophy 101.

4 comments on “Free Dawn Manual Pot & Pan Dish Cleaner”

  1. Just to let you know. About a week ago I got my free sample of Dawn after using my HIF email address. My wife said they go for $6-$7 in the store. Thanks for the tip.

  2. This is why I stick with you. You make me laugh out loud when nearly everything else makes me

    depressed. Professor: did you ask for it?

    • Hahaha, thank you for the compliment! I’m glad you stick around πŸ™‚

      As for your question, I can neither confirm nor deny whether I requested this freebie. Tenure is hard enough to earn at this University! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to plan to manually wash my pots and pans in … oh, let’s say 6-8 weeks.


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