EDIT: So these are conditioners, not lotions. Can you tell I'm a guy?
There are two Dove lotion samples available, free Intensive Repair and free Daily Moisture, but it said I'd already requested them. I then searched on HIF, but couldn't find where I'd posted them in the past. That leaves three possible scenarios:
- I signed up for the freebies but forgot to post them on HIF.
- I did post them on HIF, but merely overlooked them while searching through the archives.
- There is a secret organization with the singular goal of signing up for freebies with my information but redirecting the samples to their hidden lair. My river of freebies will soon dry up and HIF will become nothing more than a ghost of its former self, taking up residence amongst millions of Geocities and Anglefire sites in a virtual ghost town.
I think it's obvious which assumption I'm making.