The first 100,000 people to like Folgers on Facebook will receive a free Folgers Special Roast coffee sample. It's been a while since I've participated in a roast, so I better brush up on my insult jokes. Hey Folgers, if you're so special, then why … uh … you know … *slicks off the stage to a chorus of boos*
Dang, I'm rustier than I thought. I could use some coffee to kickstart my brain today.