When I read that I could get a free golden waffle at Huddle House on 10/24 for liking them on Facebook, I wondered where the golden waffle originated from. Was it a leftover from Goldfinger and the villian's secret waffle stash?
Because when you think about it, a waffle has to be far more evil than a pancake. Its crusty, with hidden nooks and crannies. A pancake? It just sort of lays there. Like my fat cat.