Dear Mother Nature,
Hey there, it's your old friend, Goob. It's been a while, I hope all is well. Look, I've got a bone to pick with you. I understand the whole changing of the seasons being necessary for the general ecology of the planet, but could you maybe try and stop wobbling on your axis so much? I could really go for some permanent spring or autumn weather. This winter crap is no fun. It's cold, it's windy, and even thiswon't stop my scalp from drying up.
So if you could either stop the seasons from changing or maybe let me evolve into a bird so I can fly south for the winter, I'd really appreciate it. Rock on.