I just discovered this free K2 Skis bandana and I must say I'm thrilled. Not only am I getting a cool freebie, but the freebie page talks about “joining the gang” to get the bandana. I've always wanted to be in a gang!
As if that wasn't enough, it's a free bandana! Is there a more highly underrated cranium accessory? I love these things and wear them all the time. You got a problem with that?! Then how about me and my gang come beat you up?
Yeah, you're right, I'm too wimpy for that. I'd probably just ask you to stop making fun of me and then run home crying to momma until she made brownies. I hope this revelation doesn't hinder my application to the gang.