Free NIVEA Nourishing Body Wash

One of the best aspects of summer, beyond the nice weather and being able to wear my thong, is that freebie companies tend to dust off their old promotions – like this free NIVEA Nourishing Body Wash offer!

You're supposed to follow them on Instagram first and while you're at it, you might as well follow HIF too!

Update: Looks like all that dust settled right back down, as this quickly expired πŸ™ I'll keep an eye out for it returning.


Old NIVEA Jokes

This free NIVEA Body lotion sample a few days back, which got me thinking about the first time I used a NIVEA product. Back when I was in late middle school, I begged my mom to bring back some β€œcontraband” from Italy that you couldn't buy in the states. I just thought it'd be cool to have something illegal here, but totally legal elsewhere, like Cuban cigars or Libyan biscuits or something. She, being totally smarter than me, brought me some NIVEA lotion that was simply covered in Italian and concocted some story about how you couldn't buy it here. I think it took me 3 years to figure it out. πŸ™‚


I'll consider it a fantastic bonus if I can use this free Nivea men creme similar to shaving cream the next time one of my brothers crashes on my couch. Watching them smack their own face with cream is how I show I love them.


You'll get a free sample of Nivea in-shower cocoa butter body lotion upon filling out the form on their site. Wait… in-shower body lotion? πŸ€” So… soap?