EDIT: Yes, I now realize that Adam and I both posted this on the main site. But that just means you get double the freebie posting for free!
Ok, enough of the pirate talk. I've already caused my immediate family to stop talking to me since I annoyed them so much by saying “arrrrrrg!” whenever they asked me a question. And I'm pretty sure my dogs think I'm some kind of evil robot sent to destroy them, as they scurry under the bed whenever I burst out in a round of pirate speak. So I won't subject you fine folks to any more of that as I tell you about this free NutraSweet sample. Which makes me wonder if I'm the only person who thinks their packaging is the worst idea ever. It's basically a giant peppermint candy logo, which is like shouting out to their potential customers, “Hey, see this delicious sweet candy on our box? Well you can't have any! You're stuck using this fake sugar crap we're selling! Sucker!” Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat a giant slice of cake and wash it down with some grog. Arrrrg!