EDIT: This is no longer available.
If you take a quick survey on bottled water, you can get a free two year subscription to Parents magazine. I'm not sure which company owns Parents, but I'd like to take this time to official offer them my services as a writer. I may not be a parent, but I think being an older sibling certainly gives me an angle that warrants my own column. Heck, I could easily pound out a few thousand words on the Top Twelve Ways To Scare Your Sister or Eight Surefire Methods To Tie Up Your Brother by this time next week!