EDIT: This is no longer available.
I grew up in a family with a few vegetarians, which was wonderful. Sure, the no-meat thing was a pain for some meals, but the fun began whenever the real bacon was busted out. Young, mischievous Goob was mesmerized that I eat one of the most delicious creations every discovered while simultaneously torturing some of my siblings. To this day, I still don't know how they can resist eating it. I clearly did not get the Willpower genes.
If you take it one step further, check out this… cheese? Cheese-like substance? Let's just call it Cheeze.