Here's the thing. You can either sign up for a free Triple Action Purex detergent sample now or wait “a few weeks” to get free Purex UltraPacks detergent. I feel like one of those kids in the famous delayed gratification study. I'm staring at the signup form, trying to figure out why I suddenly have the urge to complete it. I don't even want to do laundry, I just want the freebie!
Ah, screw it, I'm signing up now. Ohhhh yeah, that's the stuff.
There's a stupid auto-play video, so make sure your speakers aren't jacked up.