Every Walmart freebie, including this free Purina Beneful Baked Delights, gives a confirmation message of “blah blah blah. In the event that there is a delay in shipping your sample, we may notify you via email.”
Has anyone ever received this email? What does it say? Who sends it? Why have I never been emailed one? It's like my version of Loch Ness – I hunt for something that I hope is majestic but which probably has the excitement of a swollen log.