Enter you zip code on this site to see if your local Kroger will be giving out a free bar or 4 count pack of Quaker chocolate chip cookies today from 4-8pm. I hope everybody appreciates how painful this is for me to post. There aren't any Krogers within 100 miles of me, so I have to spend the rest of today thinking about all the free cookies I won't be eating.
You're right. I should go buy some Oreos and eat an entire row. It's the only solution. Glad you agree!