I'm sure which I'd prefer: thisor an actual Rhino covered in blades. Think about it. He not only could be your personal body guard, but he'd get your into any club you wanted or let you cut in the front of any line. For who would mess with a giant bladed rhino? A fool, that's who. A fool who would never live to tell about it and whose spot you took at the front of the line.
[via the forums]