EDIT: It appears that they're removed this freebie for the time being.
I hope millions of guys use thisto try and trim their beards to look like Wolverine. We need more mutton chops in today's society. I've been saying for years, “all that's missing from turning this place into a Utopia are a few million mutton chops.” I've also been saying that aliens inhabit my bathroom and that green beans are government sanctioned killing machines.
My family keeps trying to have me committed, but don't you worry, they can't silence this truth machine!