This morning I was really looking forward to sleeping in. I planned an early night and read John Ridley's Stray Dogs in one sitting, turning in before midnight! I knew that the earliest I had to get up for work today was close to 11am (CST, mind you). But when they started more construction work on the apartment above me and I could hear the workers banging around, well, I had no choice but to beat my alarm clock and to wake up a few hours early.
So what all does this have to do with this free Vaseline lotion? I have no idea. I was working up to a punchline, but I'm so tired that I feel like I've lost it…
(And yes, this one requires a Costco Member ID number… Sorry if you don't have one, folks.)
(Edit: And see how tired I was? I left off the link originally! Oops!)