Raise your hand if you think I should dress up in drag just to get thissponsored by Seventeen magazine? Turns out that starting today, any girl age 13 to 29 can bring in a copy of the April 2009 issue of Seventeen or a printout of the seventeen.com homepage to any Aeropostale store and get a free tank top.
It'd be pretty easy for me to borrow a dress and I've already got shaggy hair that might be passable for a chick. Plus, it'd give me an excuse to put on some makeup and get that manicure I've been dying for. Then again, the last time I did something like this, I got arrested in an undercover police sting. Talk about a funny story that I've suppressed and kept hidden from the light of day!
Haha, ohhh… where was I?