Raise your hand if you think I should dress up in drag just to get this free Aeropostale tank top sponsored by Seventeen magazine? Turns out that starting today, any girl age 13 to 29 can bring in a copy of the April 2009 issue of Seventeen or a printout of the seventeen.com homepage to any Aeropostale store and get a free tank top.
It'd be pretty easy for me to borrow a dress and I've already got shaggy hair that might be passable for a chick. Plus, it'd give me an excuse to put on some makeup and get that manicure I've been dying for. Then again, the last time I did something like this, I got arrested in an undercover police sting. Talk about a funny story that I've suppressed and kept hidden from the light of day!
Haha, ohhh… where was I?