We all aspire to have the pearly white teeth a’ la Tom Cruise. Well, with this free Aquafresh White and Shine toothpaste, not only will you have white teeth, you’ll have teeth that shine. You’ll be able to blind those around you and go spelunking without a flashlight! Never again will you stumble in the dark on your way to the fridge for a late night snack. Toothpaste has never been so useful.

[via the forums]