Hey, It’s Free!

Boy Adam: Holy Bovine Goobman! What is this I see off in the distance? Are you really prompting me to say what I think…
Goobman: Yes, Boy Adam! Quickly, you can say the catchiest catch phrase since Ricky yelling at Lucy!
Boy Adam: But Goobman, surely we’ll be faced by a lawsuit by more than DC Comics and we’ll have to face the wrath of Matt Groenig if I…
Goobman: Boy Adam, you can say it!
Boy Adam: Holy Cow! Goobman, so we’re really talking about adopting our own cow from Stoneyfarm’s Have-A-Cow Free Educational Club?
Goobman: Exactly, Boy Adam! Soon, we’ll be receiving quarterly letters to join our crime files photo of our unheiferly four legged milk bearing friend, all to keep us informed of how her life continues!
Boy Adam: So when will we get our first carton of ice cream from her, Goobman?
Goobman: Moo-ve along here, Boy Adam! It’s memorial day, and no time for cheap jokes! To the Freebee-copter!

. . . to be continued? With a root beer float too, maybe?

[via the forums]