Hey, It’s Free!

How does Sunsilk even make a profit? It seems like every time I turn around, they’ve giving away another batch of free Sunsilk shampoo. Now don’t get me wrong, I love freebies, but I’m worries about Sunsilk. Is everything okay with them? Do they even have somebody in charge of overseeing how much money the company has? If not, they should totally hire me. On my first day, I’d get into the computers and change everything so that all Sunsilk shampoo at every store was free. I’d probably go to jail for a while after that, but it’d be totally worth it, as my hair would be silky smooth, clean, and smell great. Wait, on second thought, that might not be the best quality to have while in prison.

[via the forums]